"Hey guys.
Raven here but I guess, at this point, you'd know who The Empress of Wrestling is. Anyway...I know that I haven't even attempted to attend one of the press conferences yet. Could it be laziness, shyness or just me being too focused in a gym?
I'll let all of you choose what you want to believe, since I rather look forward than saying something that could be mistaken as an excuse. And part of that looking forward involves me trying my best to be more verbally involved at Global, which will - fingers crossed - include my pale bum actually showing up at conferences and these little 'addresses' I'll be doing. What will I'll my first address be about? Well, other than what I've just said, there are two subjects and the first of which is...
Feloni DeMeans.
I've only recently heard news that she has been released from her contract, apparently because she was deemed not ready for this level of competition. While I'm personally flattered to be considered ready myself, it does sadden me to hear about this. So, Feloni, if you're watching this...
You generally have a place in my heart for giving me a great fight in my homeland and I do hope, from the very bottom of my heart, that your training will go great and that you bounce back to become the brilliant fighter I know that you can be.
The second subject is making predictions for GCC 16 and while I'll admit that - rather unfortunately - I don't really know any of them, this definitely looks like a stacked show. Which itself made it a challenge for me to decide who'd beat who...but I've finally come to my decision. Please don't take too much offence though since, just like my snow white bum, my opinion is mine and mine alone...
I can imagine Eoin O'Rourke kicking off his Global career with victory while picturing the likes of George Toma and Arius Pagonis to continue their positive records. I also have a feeling that Sanoh Ngam Chit will end the year with a positive record, starting with winning her fight. Talking about feelings I have a gut feeling that Erik Johansen and Kiiara will even out their current win-loss record while Arturo Montana will rise higher above his opponent and Ken Felder will celebrate remaining undefeated. As for the main event - the fight for the Bantamweight Championship, man I'd love to fight for that one day - this could potentially be a fight of the year contender already...but I think Osira Themis will be the one that'll be leaving the cage with the gold.
But let me say this again that, like my snow white bum, my opinion is mine and mine alone.
And with that I think it's a good time for me to leave now. Thank you for your time, I hope you all enjoy GCC 16 and I look forward to addressing you all again."